Hi Murray,
I got so excited when I saw there was an answer to what I said before I almost couldn't tell my mom what to type. I think it is great that you help your mom with her explanations. But really, I mean, can there be such a thing as too much noise? My mom gets so embarrassed when I burp really loud, especially if the room is quiet, but I just think, if it's gotta come out it might as well be loud, right?
That's so cool that you ring a bell when you need to go outside. I would ring the bell all the time. Too funny that you can ring it when she is in the bathroom. Ever wonder why she doesn't have to go to the bathroom outside like you do? Cause I sure wonder. I mean, who needs the big white thing with all the water that goes round and round, well except maybe to take a drink out of, but I am not allowed to do that. That makes mom get the annoyed tone of voice. When I have to go outside, I have to go to the door and sit nice and then wait for her to open the door and then say ok. It doesn't always look like there is a door there, but there is, it is just see through. I bonked my nose learning that the hard way. I was so embarrassing. But I think ok is my favourite word, sometimes, cause it means I can do stuff.
I get told I am being cute all the time, too. Sometimes I am being cute on purpose, like when I pose and sit nice for cameras, but sometimes I am just doing my job, being a furry railing, or a furry walker and they get all gooey eyed about how cute it is. It is very weird if you ask me. I mean, they wouldn't think it was cute if my other mommy was helping her instead of me (though I do a better job). Today we went to the mall. My mom was not happy because people were yelling and jumping out of the way cause they got scared of me, and I got a bit distracted from all the yelling and the jumping, but she was mostly mad at the loud people. I also got to go to the bowling alley for the first time. I posed nicely so the lady there could take my picture. I was hoping that she would let me play with some of the balls that I saw. She had a tonne of them, I really don't think she could have missed one. But mom said no, because these balls are too hard for my teeth. Spoilsport.
I think it is pretty funny when mom tells people to leave me alone, and they get all embarrassed. Serves them right, I say. You wanna know what though? The see that it says not to pet me on my vest, but they do it anyways cause they think mom is blind and that I see for her. So then when she tells them to stop, they say Oh I didn't. And she gets to tell them she saw them. You should see the looks on their faces then. Now that is funny. My mommy lets people pet me sometimes too, and it's usually the smaller ones, the two legged puppies, and I like that. They are so cute. And they are my size some of them.
I am sorry you have tummy troubles. I don't like those. I get them sometimes too. But for me it is usually cause I ated something I wasn't s'pose to. My mom went to live in someone else's house for a few sleeps while the people who I could smell from in there were gone and she took me with her. And their dog He-Who-will-Someday-Catch-Birds, who they call Rusty taught me about garbage and how yummy it is. And I know mommy gets really upset if I eat it (though I don't know why) so I try not to, but sometimes I just can't help it. But yeah, you should tell your mom that you are fluffy. Maybe if she believes it, you will get more treats. MMMmmmm I like treats. Mom's got these nummy peanut butter and banana ones I like the best.
Anyhoo, mom had a very long day today and she is too tired to help me type more, so I have to go.
Wags, licks and loves,
Declan
PS How do I send treats on this thing? Cause I'll share...